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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by Mong » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:10 am

escomm wrote:thats what happens when a redneck gets confused and thinks he's black

it's pretty common in buttfuck egypt :baby:

No, that's a black guy driving and in the VERY black side of Gastonia. Too bad we don't have video, those wheels looked like they were going to fly off at any minute.
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Post by escomm » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:35 am

where you're from there are in fact black rednecks

shocking i know

i saw a documentary on the history channel

so it must be true
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Post by FatherJack » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:46 pm

What the heck is that POS on the right though? Are those fishing poles and shit for surf fishing attached to that thing? :anus:
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by FatherJack » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:47 pm

Oooops!

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Post by k3who » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:58 pm

Geez... Don't you guys have vehicle inspection in the Carolinas? Every time I'm down that way I see shit on the ghetto mobiles that would never pass in PA.
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by ka8ypy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:33 pm

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What the heck is that POS on the right though? Are those fishing poles and shit for surf fishing attached to that thing? :anus:
Thanks Tom, I needed a good laugh today, now I need a new keyboard as well.

I wonder if anyone knows the owner of the POS on the right???? :baby:
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by Mong » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:47 pm

k3who wrote:Geez... Don't you guys have vehicle inspection in the Carolinas? Every time I'm down that way I see shit on the ghetto mobiles that would never pass in PA.

First, it is the states of North Carolina and South Carolina, they are ran by separate governments so there are different laws for each state and we are ok with that because it's better than living up north in the land of opensky.

Yes, NC does have inspections once a year, they can do all sorts of crazy shit after that and hope they don't get written up. SC gave up on inspections in the early 90s and I don't see them having more wrecks because of it, they likely saw it as a money-making item for the people who did inspections and serving little other purpose.
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by Mong » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:48 pm

ka8ypy wrote: I wonder if anyone knows the owner of the POS on the right???? :baby:

The driver looked to be under the influence of some product, that's why I was driving behind him :baby:
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Post by WTF » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:20 pm

FatherJack wrote:Oooops!

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That right there is a ghetto glider.....
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by KG4CGC » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:42 pm

escomm wrote:where you're from there are in fact black rednecks

shocking i know

i saw a documentary on the history channel

so it must be true
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Post by escomm » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:15 am

umad?
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Post by KG4CGC » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:43 pm

Actually no.
Which way were you headed? Comedy or other?

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Post by escomm » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:29 pm

lol umad
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by KG4CGC » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:01 pm

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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by FatherJack » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:12 am

Stated with the same tone and inflection used by Steve Martin, "I AM a black redneck!" :baby:

Oh and for what it's worth, I can attest that the old fart driving the Trooper was on something. I know, I was in the Monte Carlo trying to figure out just WTF he needed all of those antennas for when he breezed past taking pictures while being closely pursued by a white Chebby.
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Re: Shelby NC 2008 is back at a new location.

Post by FatherJack » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:13 am

Hey, is that a Hamsexy sticker on that ass holes window by the windshield wiper blade? :anus: What a dick! :not worthy:
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